A sports era ended in
One of the city’s perceived athletic villains is no more.
No, this isn’t about Matt Millen, the ex-Lions president who was “relieved of his duties” on Wednesday. I only have about 900 words left, after all.
Todd Jones isn’t a roller coaster, but he played one on the baseball diamond.
They say Ernie Harwell gave Jones the nickname.
“Here comes Roller Coaster Jones,” Ernie supposedly said into his microphone, back in the earlier days of Jones’s Tigers career. Because with Jones, the closer and the Tigers’ all-time leader in saves who retired on Thursday, it was hardly ever three up and three down in the ninth. It was up and down and around and down and up and across and down – and then the Tigers were on the field, shaking hands after Jones put everyone through the ringer.
Just like a roller coaster. It was yet another of Ernie’s apt nicknames.
But there’s great irony in the moniker, because if ever there is someone who’s so NOT a roller coaster, as a person, it’s Todd Jones.
Why in the world someone would want to be a closer for a baseball team, I’ll never know. You sit in the bullpen for eight innings, sometimes freezing your fanny off, and then, after some two-and-a-half hours of your team clawing and fighting, you’re asked to warm up and, basically, you’ll have one of two outcomes by the time the game is over: hero or goat. Nothing in between. Sometimes a minion will hand the closer a warm up jacket as he departs the bullpen for the pitching mound; he might as well hand him a blindfold and a cigarette.
You save the game for your team, or you blow it. No gray areas. And no one cares if a couple of the base hits were of the bloop variety, or that the umpire squeezed the strike zone, or your shortstop couldn’t come up with the ground ball that had “game-ending double play” written all over it. If you need to get four outs instead of three thanks to your team’s leaky defense, then so be it. Just do it.
It’s a job that has destroyed lesser men than Jones. Literally.
Donnie Moore was the California Angels’ closer in 1986. His team was on the brink of going to the World Series, about ready to nail the coffin shut on the Boston Red Sox.
Games 6 and 7 wouldn’t have been necessary, if only Donnie Moore hadn’t given up that home run. Or so it was written, and talked about, and screamed and cried about, in the days that ensued.
Then one July morning in 1989, another baseball season in full swing, the news came in: Donnie Moore was dead. Of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. He was 35. Think about that for a moment. Go ahead. I’ll wait.
So don’t tell me that pitchers who close baseball games aren’t a little goofy, to want to do something as thankless as that.
Todd Jones heard it all in
He stinks! He’s costing us! He couldn’t close a door!
Get rid of him!
Jones, you see, wasn’t the prototypical closer by the time he returned to
Jones closed games as if he was waiting for everyone who had been in line at the concessions, or in the little boys room, to return to their seats, so as not to miss the final out. He didn’t know the meaning of one-two-three, unless it was in terms of how many base runners he was going to surrender before finally ending the matter.
Now, about that irony of which I spoke earlier.
If Jones was a roller coaster on the field, he was a Ferris Wheel in the clubhouse: slow, comfortable, and reliable.
Part of the closer’s job is to field questions from the media, especially when things don’t turn out so well. Then you’re staring at a bunch of bottom feeders in the face who want to know, “Hey, what happened out there?”
I’ve been one of those bottom feeders, and I can tell you that Jones never ran and hid from any of us. If he stunk, he said he stunk. No excuses. No sugar-coating. And no flashes of anger, even after some obnoxiously stupid questions. He manned up.
Oh, and I should tell you that, a few years ago, Todd Jones helped set up a trust fund for a paralyzed high school football player in Jones’s native Georgia. Paid for a new wheelchair ramp and everything for the kid’s home. Jones said that watching the young man battle his horrible misfortune gave him pause.
But you probably didn’t read about that, did you?
Well, now you have.
2 comments:
Not that too many people feel sorry for millionaires paid to play a game we'd all play for free, but it really bothered me every time Jones blew one (which, until this year, wasn't really all that often) because all the people that didn't watch 9 innings every day would just look at the box score and say "Geez, he sucks; get rid of him!"
You hit the nail on the head with regards to what I respected most about him - he never seemed to dodge an interview. And even when he was joking about it ("just go get a sandwich and when you get back, it will be over one way or the other) it wasn't because he didn't care. I think he was just trying to let the fans know he understood that he wasn't Rivera or K-Rod or Goose. He was just Todd Jones.
Anyway, it bothered me when people ripped him because I felt like I needed to defend him, which just made me sound like a Tigers/Jones slappie. I guess nobody needed to defend him; he did just fine himself.
I won't miss the roller coaster effect, but I will miss the knowledge that, for the most part, when Jones came into the game, you could chalk up the win.
It was always an adventure, but nearly as often a win, no matter how bizarre a route he took to get to the end.
I'll never forget after the Tigers made it to the World series and Todd Jones was being interviewed about how much it meant to him, and he was so choked up he could barely get out the words. He was so apologetic, and Mario told him it was okay, he was an emotional guy, just take his time.
He's such a sweet-hearted man.
Post a Comment