Thursday's Things

(on most Thursdays at OOB, I'll rant in list fashion)

Things That Could Derail The New England Patriots In Their Quest To Go 16-0

1. Bill Belichick's video camera breaks.

2. Tom Brady tears an ACL being blindsided by a Don Shula criticism.

3. On-field officials quit the Honorary Patriots Club.

4. Belichick is abducted and replaced by Dick MacPherson.

5. Junior Seau suddenly starts playing like Senior Seau.

6. Joy of the holidays puts team in a benevolent mood.

7. Drunk on spiked baked beans, Pats fans call for Tony Eason at QB.

8. Lions trade Damien Woody back to them.

9. Randy Moss starts acting like ... Randy Moss.

10. Disinterested defense spends a Sunday Christmas shopping instead.

11. Ex-Bill O.J. Simpson goes on a Patriots killing spree in retaliation for the pasting put on his former team earlier in the season.

12. Lovestruck Brady spends all night before a game with Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Love Hewitt and the cute chick from The Office, suffering season-ending groin injury.

13. Fiercely proud members of 1972 Miami Dolphins doctor team water supply with street drugs supplied by Mercury Morris.


OK, that's all for this week. Talk amongst yourselves. Remember, they're just things.