Thursday's Things

(every Thursday at OOB I rant in list fashion. Last week it was Absurd Things That Have Happened To The Pistons In Their 50 Years in Detroit.)

Things Overheard In A Denver Sports Bar During Sunday's 44-7 Loss To The Lions

1. "Geez! We can't stop the run again -- and they haven't even put Tatum Bell in yet!"

2. "I think the air is too thick in Detroit"

3. "At least Todd Sauerbrun can kick Nick Harris's ass"

4. "Maybe the Lions are still pissed at us for Glyn Milburn"

5. "Cutler's hurt? That's cool -- watch Patrick Ramsey kill 'em. The Lions always make backup QBs look like Elway"

6. "Umm ... guess not"

7. "You SURE these are the Detroit Lions?"

8. "Cripe -- Shaun Rogers by himself is having a better day running the ball than we are as a TEAM!"

9. "Who the **** is Shaun McDonald?"

10. "Monday morning they should take Dre' Bly outside and exorcise the demons he brought with him from Detroit!"

11. "Our receivers have dropped more balls than a Lotto machine!"

12. "Make mine a double"